BREAKING NEWS!!! Ashton & Demi Never Argue!

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are coming up on their first wedding anniversary and everything is still as perfect as perfect can be. Ashton told Parade Magazine that their relationship is like any other and believe it or not, they just don't fight.

"We had one argument in the first three months of dating, and since then we haven't had any. We deal with issues before they become arguments."

Maybe it's because they are both too stupid to argue. When it starts they forgot what the hell they were talking about and instead try on each other's clothes and have a fashion show or reenact scenes from Ghost, but they fight over who gets to be Whoopi.

[People]