You'll Know This is True When You See a Pig Flying Outside Your Window
The world will stop spinning if this ever happens....
Paris Hilton is giving up sex for one full year.
She said: "I'm doing it just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person.
"Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself."Basically, her doctors told her that she can't put anything else in her vagina or it will explode. I don't think she knows that doing it in the mouth and ass is still considered "sex".