Vintage Britney Spears
I would like to celebrate our Nation's holiday by remembering a true American tragedy. Remember when Britney Spears was just a wholesome girl from Lousiana? I mean, she always had that white trash in her, but it was deep down. KFed helped unleash the curler wearing, fat belly bearing beast that was hidden inside. I miss the old Britney. Unfortunately, she is gone forever. She has replaced her taut abs and that "Lolita" gaze with buttermilk and KFC bowls.
One of my favorite Britney songs is also one of her worst. This is probably the only song she truly wrote herself. Honestly, my turds could do a better job at song writing. However, it is a beautiful song and pretty much sums up Britney Jean Spears.
Britney Spears "E-Mail My Heart"