TomKat's Secret Wedding

Tom Cruise's bitches have denied that a TomKat wedding is taking place this weekend. However, Kate Holmes' hairdresser, Oscar Blandi, has been booked all weekend sparking rumors that something is going on.

Sources are saying that a Scientologist ritual is going down and Katie's parents have not been invited, because of their strict Catholic beliefs.

A Scientologist ritual? That shit sounds scary! So, that's what Suri's being used for! They are going to drink her blood to make themselves more powerful!

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