Somebody Lock This Nut Up!

Mel Gibson was arrested on suspicion of DUI yesterday and apparently during his arrest he went batshit and started yelling religious epithets. The L.A. Sheriff's office has also been trying to cover this part of the arrest up. TMZ has a copy of the police report which states that Mel was swearing like a mad man. Here's some lovely things he reportedly said:

• "My life is fucked"
• "You motherfucker! I'm going to fuck you!"
• "Fucking Jews! The Jews are responsible for all the Wars in the World. Are you a Jew?"

Officers at the scene and at the station say that Mel kept screaming about Jews and how he was going to fuck all of the officers.

Finally the truth comes out! Mel likes to fuck men and has been hiding it all these years. A little bit of the sauce brought out who he really is.

Seriously, I hope he suffers dearly for this shit. There are tons of top Jews in Hollywood that I'm sure aren't too happy about this.

Read more at TMZ

UPDATE - Mel issued an extremely lengthy apology which he so didn't right. He's probably still recovering from a terrible hangover. I accept your apology Mel.