Since When Does Maria Menounos Have a Penis?!

Vin Diesel has hired Maria Menounos to be his latest girlfriend. The two apparently are now an item after meeting when Maria interviewed him on her Access Hollywood show. The pair heated up rumors when Maria chose Vin as her date to see Rita Wilson make her Broadway debut in Chicago.

Hmm.....Maria would like us to think that Vin was HER DATE to a Broadway musical? More like the other way around. You know Vin knows all the moves and the songs. He was pissed when CZJ got the role as Velma instead of him.

A source close to the couple said: "There's always been an attraction there. (Now) they're taking it to the next level."

Oh Vin! You don't need a reason to buy panties at Frederick's of Hollywood. We still won't believe it's for your "girlfriend".

[Hollywood.com]