Orlando loves his bag o' bones
Kate may fall to the ground like a pile of pick- up sticks
Orlando Bloom is insisting that his romance with Kate Bosworth is still going strong. At least, until she stops eating completely and needs to be checked into a hospital with an IV drip. Look at her! Skin and bones. Tsk tsk. Feed her some bread, please, Orlando? He calls Kate “irresistible and extraordinary.” That could mean that she takes it up the pooper because lots of guys dig that. Or else its his own way of saying that she's “malnourished and anorexic.”
I fear that if Kate dresses in camo and turns sideways, Orlando won't be able to find her.