One Step Closer to Jordan!!!
The most gorgeous and smartest woman in the World, Jordan, actually used a pen to write my name down. This is the most important moment in my life. No I wasn't there, but that's ok. She actually used her Lee-press-ons to hold a pen and scribble my name down. This is even better than my conversation with Hottie!
My friend Jason graciously waited in line to meet my icon and have her sign for me. Jordan was giving a signing in Oxford for her new book, Angel. Yes, the book is half price already, but hey it's her first fiction novel! Sources in the industry are already whispering about this novel possibly winning the Pultizer.
So, Jason had a small conversation with big boobs that went like this:
Jordan: Where are you from?
Jason: The US
Jordan: I was just there last month.
Jason: I know!
Jason: Well, my friend Michael K, who you are signing this book for right now runs this blog and he loves you.
Jordan: What blog?
Jordan goes silent
Jason: When is your album coming out?
-Jason gets shooed off by her handlers-
OMG! Jordan actually heard the words Michael K and Dlisted. I now can die. When I can go to London next week, my sole purpose will be to find Jordan and kiss her foundation-ridden cheek! She probably hates me but that has never stopped stalkers in the past!