Mommy Stress My Ass!
Angelina Jolie is a first-time mom and is apparently getting stressed out. She's totally gonna lose it and drive her baby into a lake. I know it, it's always the perfect ones.
In Touch Weekly reports that is happening behind the gates of Brad Pitt's heavily fortified compound in Malibu.
Since giving birth on May 27 there have been days "when Shiloh's crying and Angelina's tried everything she can think of to soother her and it hasn't worked - and Angelina bursts into tears herself," an insider tells the magazine.
Angelina, 31, is feeling the strain as she also has to deal with her adopted children Maddox and baby Zahara. Even when she returned to Malibu and friends here in the states wanted to help Jolie reportedly said - according to the "insider" cited in the magazine - that she appreciated the offers for help but "needed rest."
She wrote the friends, "I'll be in touch soon - just give me some time," the Jolie pal told the weekly.
It's called hire a nanny, wet nurse and a couple of maids. If I had her money, I would only play with my kids. There's no way I'd change nasty diapers and clean their vomit up.