MK Heart London
First of all, London is really hot. Seriously, I'm packing up my skinny jeans and totally moving here. I haven't found Jordan yet, but I know she lives in Brighton. That's like 45-minutes from me and there's no way I'm dropping $500 on a cab to go find her ass. Even that big-breasted hooker isn't worth it. OMG did I just say that?
Anyway, when I found out JT was performing here last night I was about to stalk his ass. But then I remembered that since he's tapping Cameron Diaz he's no longer hot. I think her fug totally rubbed off on him. Look at him, he's that nerd in school that was sort of hot, but then when he tried to bust a move he was totally not hot.
I mean, drop the stupid hat already. It doesn't make you more "musical".