Madge to adopt a baby...coming soon!

Since Madonna’s eggs have been exercised into nonexistence, she and Guy are planning on adoption! That is so chic right now! Everyone’s doing it!

The Ritchie's have hired an adoption lawyer who worked with the Jolie-Pitt clan so he is quality shit. Madonna and Guy want an orphaned baby and have talked to both British and American agencies. The baby must be good looking and come from a decent background free of any inorganic foods, the child also must respond well to the English countryside and not be opposed to wearing Versace or eating mung beans and naturally his or her name must be easily converted to a Kaballah name.

Guy’s father John says, "I'm sure both Rocco and Lourdes would love it as they are so close and another sibling would be super."

Oye! Think of the work Lourdes will have to go through to get this new kid to learn French, that’s the way she and Rocco communicate around Madonna so she can’t understand what they are saying. It wasn’t too long ago that Madonna was asked what grade Lourdes was in and she shrugged, turned to Lourdes and said, “What grade are you in?”

Celebrity parents, you have to love them! Or desperately make fun of them.