Linda Evans Gets Screwed By a Turkey Baster

Linda Evangelista (I call her Linda Evans) has gotten knocked up and have some wondering how on Earth this could happen? She currently doesn't have a man in her life and previously had a miscarriage in 1999. Rumors are that she effed a turkey baster and got knocked up. Her spokeswhore finds this disgusting.

"No comment - I am speechless at your question."

Ho should be happy that she's even in the press. She's hot though.


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