A Keanu Reeves' "love bed" for sale

KEANU REEVES LOVE BED This one of a kind bed was used by Keanu Reeves and his longtime girlfriend dozens of times. You always wanted to sleep with Keanu? This may be your best chance! The wooden bed itself was handmade, and is worth in excess of $500 even without its incredible history. Specific details on who the bed belonged to available by request, and a certificate of authenticity will be given to the lucky buyer. As it is quite heavy, it will have to be taken apart and shipped. Local buyers may arrange to have it picked up.
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Yes for a starting bid of just $2,000 you can sleep on the same bed that Keanu used to do more than just sleep on. I don't know about you, but that is way too rich for my a$$.
Disclaimer: Bed not pictured.