Kate's son -- danger on the playground!

Kate Hudson’s son took a spill in the park yesterday and busted open his bottom lip. Kate, learning the information via her nanny, was furious! What happened was that a bigger child, age nine or so, knocked poor two year old Ryder down on his diapered ass! And Kate was fit to be tied! Bitch was foaming at the mouth! How dare that punk knock down her precious long haired little girl? I mean, boy!? She puts Ryder's hair in a ponytail for God's sake.

Fumes Kate, “… thank God I wasn't there, I would have drop-kicked that kid to like the West Side Highway. I would have been so mad! I would have been like, 'Where are his parents?! He's really into the cowboy thing, so he immediately looked at himself in the mirror and got on his horse and said, 'I'm a real cowboy now!' He took it like a little man."

I think he’s a real Annie Oakley with those flowing locks. Kate, cut that shit OFF! Do I have to beg? Please!!! Just a trim, like four or five inches.