K Fed to Justin: Outta my way bitch!
Kevin Federline, aka Mr. Britney Spears is so obsessed with Justin Timberlake that he combs through newspapers and gossip magazines to read what the singer is up to. He's jealous of Justin's looks, songs, music, popularity and career. Basically he's as obsessed as teenage girl with a Tigerbeat magazine and a crush on Rick Springfield .
Brit helped Kevin meet the head honchos at Jive records, the place where Britney and Justin both have contracts. Now Kev is ready to get into the studio and lay down some tight shit. He's also thinking of changing his last name to Federlake.
"Kevin told a friend that he's going to 'pulverize' Justin on the charts. He says he's got the hottest producers in the business and that he can write killer rhymes — and that all Justin has is a silly falsetto and a bad haircut."
Yeah! Take that, Timberflake! Wait- did he say he could write killer rhymes? Yo yo my name is Kevin, my songs are better than the seven-eleven.. when I rap, my songs sound like crap but daddy's gotta keep making the dough. Yo yo yo! Peace out Fresno, Popozao!