Jodie Foster Banged Kim Basinger?!?
WTF?! I knew Jodie Foster liked to go clam diving, but Kim Basinger? According to this fax sent by David Hockney, John Waters witnessed Jodie and Kim on a romantic date. The fax said:
"JOHN WATERS TOLD ME LAST NIGHT HE WENT OUT LAST SUNDAY WITH JODIE FOSTER & HER "DATE" KIM BASSINGER TO DYKE NIGHT A[T] PALLETTE, AND THEY WERE/ARE DEFINATALLY "TOGETHER". Poor KELLY McGILLIS IS HEARTBROKEN!"
This is almost as good as the rumor that Rosie O'Donnell snogged Reba McEntire. If this rumor isn't true, it will probably come true. I mean screwing Alec Baldwin for that long has to turn your ass into muffin chomping.