Jen & Vince Not Engaged
Life & Style Magazine reported that Jennifer Aniston got engaged to Vince Vaughn in Paris last month. The report also stated that they were going to get married any minute now. The report was a little far-fetched in describing a on-one-knee proposal and Jen invited Brad Pitt's mother to the wedding. It also said that Vince went on the zone diet to lose the chunk.
Jennifer's spokesperson venemently denies the story.
Please, Vince is too fat to get on one knee! His poor knee can't support all that bulk!