Janet Jackson Has No Idea If She's Becoming Mrs. Troll
In an interview with Britian's Choice FM Radio, Janet Jackson was extremely vague on her engagement and wedding to Jermaine "Troll" Dupree. Here's how the conversation went down:
DJ: "You guys are getting married …"
JJ: "That's what he said. He, um … that's … everyone's been asking me about this. He said something about September 26th we were getting married."
DJ: "What are you saying?"
JJ: "That's the date the album comes out! September 26th."
DJ: "Are you engaged?"
JJ: "That's what he said! So if … I don't know. You know … Everyone's been asking me about it. And if it's meant to happen, it'll happen. Why is everyone just staring at me? It's really quiet in here. It's too quiet in here."
What the hell is wrong with the Jacksons?! Do they just have crazy and dim running through their veins? I see what she's trying to do, but she's not doing it right. All you have to say is "Bitch, I am not answering your stupid questions!"
Furthermore, I know lots of you think she's hotter than a Paris Hilton vag wart...but homegirl has been looking beat up lately. Her face is a little downsey. She can totally play Corky in a film version of Life Goes On.