I Know I've Said it Before, But Jacko is Nuts!!!!
Michael Jackson wants to move to Ireland. No, not because it's beautiful and the people are nice...he wants to move there to meet a real life leprechaun. Jacko has been living in Bahrain, but is currently in Ireland looking for a home.
A source said: "Michael is a very spiritual person and considered a move to Ireland years ago. It doesn't surprise me that he is attracted to Ireland again. He once thought of it as a spiritual place for his rebirth. He has a very keen interest in fairies, myths and leprechauns which fit in with that."
His spokeswhore confirms he's in Ireland on personal business, but won't confirm if he's house hunting.
Even though this story borders on "so fake" I am telling myself it's true. I can totally picture Jacko freaking over a bowl of Lucky Charms and suddenly wanting to visit these delicious cereal people in real life. He also prefers his men, small...and I don't think screwing a leprechaun is illegal.