I am leaving London today without Jordan. I tried (not really) but unfortunately Katie Price and myself will have to fall in love another time. Thanks to all who sent information on how to track her huge implants down. I know that the two of us will meet soon. It's fate, it's meant to be. It was also hard to get past that whole restraining order business.
Anyway, London is fantastic and I won't miss the food. I'm on my way to Greece today to pick up a Billionaire husband and retire on a yacht snorting diamonds all day and picking out which furry dogs I need skinned to create the perfect Winter coat. I will continue to check in and I will be thinking of you guys as I sun my nuts along the Mediterranean.
Thanks again to my hot guest bloggers. Boo ya!