Even Colin Farell Smells Skank

The Miami Vice premiere was today in London and even Colin Farell could smell the nastiness of the British skanks. Several of them piled the Odeon in Leicester Square and probably a lot of them went home with Colin. I must say that he's looking mighty hot.



I used to have a fascination with Alicia Douvall, but now I'm over her ass. She makes Amanda Lepore look like a natural beauty. I think the hep virus sweats from her pores.





Caprice is another one...I mean is her skin made of wax? I have no idea who Tamara Beckweth, but even white lace doesn't take the whore out of you.



Nikki from Big Brother UK showed up to drive people mad. LibertyX must be wearing the cheapest dresses ever made. I mean those look like they were made from leftover fabric.



WTF is Kinga?!!! Is she like a wrestler? Girlfriend is large! Rebecca Loos also showed up. She's best known for being a slut and talking about it. She's the bitch that bonked Becks and blabbed.