Britney is a Miserable Person

Jon LaLane was fired from his job as pool boy to Britney Spears and KFed. He has told InTouch Weekly that Britney is a miserable bitch and not nice at all. Jon was fired for talking too much and too often to her husband. Bitch was jealous.

Jon said: “She came out screaming at Kevin for lying around, then looked at me like I was to blame.”

“She wants Kevin on a leash. She fires everybody. I figured, ‘Why not me?’ I just didn’t expect her to be so mean. It’s a revolving door there. She’s not the nice person everyone thinks she is.”

And this is a way old picture of B by the pool. Homegirl will never look like this again!

[The Scoop]