Brandon Davis Needs a Job

Brandon Davis should spend less time sunbathing with Nicky Hilton and more time actually doing something. Maybe if he did this his body wouldn't be so disgusting. It's not only his body, but he just looks like fugness is seeping out of his pores. Nicky isn't wearing oil, she's getting slimed on from laying too close to him.

That being said, I'm jealous.