Boot Scootin' Pickler
My ears are bleeding and I haven’t even heard her new single, something about being a mink and a vicksen. Kellie Pickler just signed a record contract with label, BNA Music. It’s a country label so she’s going to be warbling and yodeling and shit like that. I promise I won't by her CD. I'll put my $20 towards some vodka and party olives. I'm pretty certain she will be signing of rodeos and tight pants and getting her heart broken.
According to People magazine, Pickler says this: "I've always dreamed of getting a record deal, so now my dream has come true! Wait- what's a record deal? hee hee."
I think she might be more redneck than Britney. I now realize that pretty much any girl with a voicebox and a coochie can get a record deal so…my debut single will be out on November 14.