Who is She Having Sex With?

Britney Spears loves being knocked up. It gives her a reason to look even trashier than she normally does. She can blame not brushing her hair on her unborn baby. She told People magazine this about her pregnancy:

"I think it's best. Sex is crazy good."

She's fucking the manny, huh? It was probably part of his job description since KFed's not hitting that shit.

Brit also doesn't plan to return to her day job anytime soon.

"I'm sure there's going to come a time when I get back to work again, but it'll be a totally different way of life than it was before."

Yeah, it will be different alright. This time when you sell an album, like 3 people will buy it instead of millions. And instead of performing in stadiums, you'll be opening up for Expose at County Fairs.

[MSNBC] [Thx Al P]