What's Dumber than Dumb?
THE WILD HANLONS!!!
They are contestants on this hot reality show called Treasure Hunters. The Hanlons consists of two brothers and and one son. Pat is one of the brothers and sports one hell of a serious mullet. Last week, during episode one, I really didn't think they would make it. They are just so damned dumb! I can't believe they figured out how to work a camcorder in order to send their tape! Last night's episode was no exception.
There were nine teams remaining on the show heading into last night's episode. One team is made up of ex-CIA agents. Another is made up of Air Force graduates. Then there is the team known as the Wild Hanlons.
On last night's episode, the Wild Hanlons somehow managed to escape elimination again.
Left with one final message to decode, the team could not come up with the final answer. So, in the middle of the challenge, with two other teams trailing them, the Hanlons decided to drive 40 miles -- to Burger King. Apparently they thought the answer was in a Whopper.Well if it wasn't the Whopper, it must have been the onion rings. When then Hanlons returned from their fast food jaunt, suddenly the problem became more manageable and the team was able to solve their puzzle and avoid elimination.
Earlier in the episode, the Wild Hanlons spent 11 hours in a mine trying to figure out one of the clues -- and overslept for another part of the challenge.
I seriously think these morons are going to win this show. They are like roaches, they just won't die! I'm going to try that whopper trick. It may give me more brain cells. However, don't drink a slurpee at Burger King, because they make your shit turn green!