Valley of the Dlisters
This is what I'm talking about! Why wasn't I in Los Angeles last night at The Renberg Theater for an All-Star reading of Valley of the Dolls. When I say all-star, I mean people who haven't worked this century. I mean if Donna Mills was there, you know the was major wattage. Poor thing, look at that shitty-ass wig. I think a ball of yellow yarn would've looked more believable.
Robert Gant from Queer as Folk was also there! He's hot shit and I still can't get over Donna's tragic wig.
OMG Melissa Joan Hart?! This is an All-Star cast! You know it's the bottom of the barrel just by their outfits. She's had this in her closet from Drive Me Crazy. Red vinyl?! I mean...poor thing needs a gift card to Forever 21, so she can get some new threads.
Mindy FUCKING Cohn! Yes, Nat from Facts of Life. You can't get any bigger than this?! Lindsay Lohan who?
The list goes on and on...Mackenzie Phillips! Not a cute pose for a woman of her age.
The cast also included a few extras from CSI, one of the Kraft service people on Desperate Housewives and a stagehand from The Beauty and the Beast touring company. Seriously, the stars were shining so bright last night at The Renberg Theater you had to wear your blue blockers!