The Tony Awards: Theater People Can't Dress
Last night was the very boring Tony Awards on CBS. I actually watched the whole thing, but had to shoot myself up with speed to stay awake. One thing is for certain, theater people don't get free clothes and purchase off the rack!
Alan Cumming is such a whore for attention. I can't even comment on this hideous outfit. It's like gay rodeo meets John Travolta. I can't say a bad thing about Cyndi Lauper! Ok, her outfit is fug.
Broadway star Christine Ebersole like many, couldn't afford an outfit so borrowed hers from The Beauty and the Beast costume closet.
Save Cynthia Nixon! That bear is gonna eat her!
Julia Roberts is too good to walk the red carpet, but actually was the best dressed. She cleans up nice. And is Miss Tony black from the neck up and white from the neck down?
Who is that man-toy with Julianne Marguiles? If he's a Broadway actor, he's gay Jules. Sorry.
Jamie Lynn Who? and Cynthia Nixon (Did you see her smooching on her lady-man when she won? She should get an award for hitting that every night.)
Marcia Gay Harden and Julie Andrews
Don't say anything bad about Bernadette Peters! This woman looks amazing for 57! She's perfect in my book.
Why does Oprah have to ruin EVERY event. Stay in TV bitch!
No words...If I showed up to any event and was Alfre Woodward and Gayle King was wearing the exact same thing as me...I'd run across the street to Banana Republic and buy anything just to not look anything like that hag!
Harry Connick is no longer hot. It's true, he's the man struggling with the boy.
Bebe Neuwirth & Kyra Sedgwick
More Tony photos throughout the day!