The American Idol finale just took place, but I've already forgotten about everybody involved. My brain went from "obsessing about them" to "next!" almost overnight. So my brain had to remind itself who the hell Taylor Hicks was. Anyway, the Idol champ has surprisingly inked a record deal. The
His contract (which he had to sign in blood) is said to be worth about 2 shelled peanuts and a Penthouse magazine from 1986.