Taylor Hicks is Not Gay
Taylor Hicks is mad at The National Enquirer for writing lies about him. The tabloid says that Taylor is currently caught up in a gay sex scandal. This little story hit right before the American Idol finale and sent him into a frenzy. He really thought that this gay smear campaign would ruin his chances of winning.
A source said: "First, he blamed a fruity purple velvet jacket he wore. And he was told there were rumors about his sexuality all over the place."'
Rest assure lads, Taylor does not play for our team. Damn! I guess that fantasy about eating out his hairy grey asshole will never become a reality.
[Post Chronicle] [Thx Stacy]