A Singing Fishstick!
Fishsticks Paltrow in 1993's Malice
Fishsticks Paltrow has what it takes to be the next Madonna. She has a saggy vag, thinks she's British and most people want to punch her in the mouth. In becoming the next Vadge, Fishsticks has enlisted the help of William Orbit to help her become pop's next big star. William helped transform Madonna on her Ray of Light album.
William confirmed the news: "We bumped into each other and got talking and it turned out she was keen to do some recording. WeÂve already done a track which will make a brilliant first single."
Isn't in bad enough that she's in movies?! There are enough terrible singers on this planet and we don't need another one! However, I do like the thought of a singing and dancing fishstick! That sounds delicious!
[MTV UK] [Thx Clint]