She's Not Preggers?!
Reese Witherspoon insists that she's not knocked up, however she's sporting a huge belly. Homegirl either needs a colonic, Paris-Hilton-style, or she's lying. I'm going with the latter. Reese also can't follow instructions! She went into some store with a drink even though she's not allowed. Arrest her! I take everything I said back, she's just pregnant. She's probably been hitting the buffet from depression, because her husband doesn't want to tap it!