Reese is Not Pregnant, Just Fat
Ok, she's not fat! She's "normal" as tubby people call it. Ok, just kidding! Anyway, Reese was out jogging yesterday after she filed papers to sue Star Magazine. American Media who owns Star issued this statement:
It is a frivolous lawsuit. It has no legal merit and we intend to vigorously defend it and have every confidence that we will prevail.
I'm gonna lay off her, because she basically minds her own business and keeps to herself.
I believe that she's not pregnant, because you have to have sex with your man in order to get knocked up.