Paris Hilton Needs to be Potty Trained
Paris Hilton at the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 party on June 20, 2006
Parasite Hilton needs to a good lesson in potty training. On a recent trip to Europe, she made her helicopter land on a German farm so she could use their bathroom. She asked her security dudes to tell the family that owned the farm house that she needed to use their bathroom.
A source said: "She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn't go inside their own house while she was using the loo."
Speaking of a pissing Paris...a friend once told me an amazing story about her:
"I was at an after-party for Paris Hilton's movie Pledge This! The party was at Capitale in NYC. Paris was in the V.I.P. section with a bunch of her nasty friends. Paris was completely trashed and was talking shit on everyone. All of a sudden, she giggles about how she needs to take a piss and I kid you not...bitch hiked up her skirt and squatted down and took a piss right on the floor!!! Everyone around her was laughing! After she finished, she laughed some more and then they left. Bitch is sick!"
I believe it. Her vagina and pee-hole are so loose that she can't control it.
Oh and by the way, bitch needs to stop trying to set trends. The half-glove thing is NOT HOT!