The Morsel Diet
Mimi has invented her own diet in order to keep the pounds off her figure. Mimi claimed she lost the weight from only eating fish and soup, but now she's allowed herself to eat more in moderation.
She said: "I kind of invented it. Basically you can have a tiny bit of everything you want. When I'm really, really hungry I'll be like 'I need a morsel!' So they'll give just me whatever is there (on the plate), but it has to be less than a forkful."
She doesn't tell us that her fork is actually 7 inches wide and 10 inches long.
Here's the delusional one with that poor Jack arriving at Radio City Music Hall last Tuesday. Looks like her nips have come out to play. Again! Where does she buy that shit?! Dress Barn doesn't even carry trashy merchandise like this!