Money Hungry Bitch!
Madge has been confirmed as the new saggy vagina for Swedish clothing store H&M. The deal has been rumored for weeks and is now official.
H&M said: "We are extremely proud that Madonna wants to be in partnership with H and M."
In addition to posing for ads which will hit in August, Madge's cast and crew of her current World tour must wear t-shirts with the slogan "Madonna plus crew loves H and M" which will also be sold in stores.
H&M refuses to discuss how much the Material Girl is being paid.
I'm all for a ho making money. The thing that really gets me is that Madge goes on and preaches about how she doesn't need material things and all she needs is her children and love. Bitch is a liar, she also needs some diamond bracelets and fancy satin panties for her rusty ass snatch!