Momma Told Me Not to Come
Artic Monkeys frontman, Alex Turner, was offered a date with Kate Moss. Shy Alex didn't know what to do, so he asked his mum. Alex, 20, was very intimated when Kate asked him out recently after getting his number back in February.
A source said: "Alex was amazed when Kate came backstage and said she loved the band. When someone like Kate Moss asks for your number you give it to her. He never thought she'd actually call."
His mother advised him to steer clear of the snow-snorting slut and Alex did just that. He politely turned Kate's offer down and went home to snuggle next to his mum with a warm cup of cocoa. Ya see, mom's can smell an STD a mile away.
[The Sun] [Thx Chrissy]