John Mayer IS NOT Funny
John Mayer might be quitting his day job and trying his hand at comedy or not. He decided to shed his angst-girl-rocker persona for a quick minute at the Comedy Cellar where he gave a drunken performance. Here's some highlights:
1) Women are sluts
2) Lots of sluts have “unlocked their Masterlock” for him.
3) New Yorkers aren’t really bothered much by terrorism. Cause there’s like “Missiles and shit” constantly being launched at us and we’re used to it. Um…right. Might want to quit while you’re behind, John.
4) He lives up on a hill “away from the black people.”
5) If white people were allowed to use the ‘N’ word, he would use it about 1,000 times a day. And yes, Mayer did use the ‘N’ word during his act. Several times.
Hmm...let's add racist to John's job description. Thank Jesus that the "N" word isn't kosher or we might just be humming Your Body is a "N" word over and over again while we pour our morning cup of joe.
[Gawker] [Thx Josh]