Hoff Needs to Lay Off the Sauce
David Hasselhoff is a drunk. He's currently facing allegations that he gave his wife the beating of a lifetime. He's denied those charges. He hasn't dropped the sauce though. Most recently he was in Berlin at Google's Summer Party. He barely got through his set and slurred his songs. Google staffers had to write his lyrics on pieces of paper and place them throughout the stage, because his drunk ass couldn't remember them.
Hoff's reality show America's Got Talent premiered last night and even though I haven't yet seen it, I heard it sucked dick. Hoff should stick to entertaining Germans!
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