Heather Locklear is a Size Queen
Heather Locklear and David Spade are still telling everyone they are just friends. Yeah, he does it to her in the butt.....but..they are JUST friends. The pair have been spotted all around town smoooching and getting close. Pals close to the couple still insist they aren't together.
A source said: "Heather and David were just goofing off; the whole thing was blown out of proportion. They were joking around and hamming it up, and the next thing you know, people are saying they're together."
Yeah right, they are doing it. A reader of mine tells me that David Spade is hung like a water buffalo. No wonder he attracts hot chicks. Heather is dickmatized.