He Wants to Spend More Time with Me
Matthew McConagay has decided to leave Penny Cruz, because spending time with her lesbo-ass was getting in the way of his qt with me.
They issued this statement:
"We have decided to take time off as a couple. Due to busy work schedules and so much time apart, they mutually decided four weeks ago that separating was the best thing to do at this time,"
Okay, somehow that statement was totally lost in translation. You see sometimes Mattey gets really drunk and gay and the lisp takes over. Here's what was meant to be said:
"Penny's a dyke and I am in love with Michael K. I must devote all my time to him, because he's kind of bitchy."
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