Happy Birthday L.A. Reid!
L.A. Reid held his 50th Birthday party in NYC and the stars showed up! Including Janet Jackson, her troll and a face that could kill millions. Seriously, what has she done to her face lately?! She's getting skinnier by the second and her face is paying the price. Ho needs some fat injected into her mug. Ewww, I can't look anymore!
Yes...I'm going to say it. Mimi looks hot! This is the kind of garb she should be rocking. She looks super-duper fine and needs to cover those thighs more often!
OPRAH?! Again?! Damn! Don't you have a World to run and middle-aged housewives to oversee?
Beyonce is blah!
Avril/Ashlee/Jessica was there to bring some honkiness to the atmosphere.
NOW BEWARE! This is a one, two, three punch of absolute hags in bad wigs!
JANICE COMBS: Obviously her son isn't giving her any dough to purchase a wig that costs more than $10!
STAR JONES!!! Cover up that damn tit-scar! It's absolutely horrifying. However, it does draw distraction away from her joker-like grin.
CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!!! Keep Serena Williams back in the tranny jail! If a tranny jail did exsist she needs to be kept there!