Get Me a Harvey!!!
Jordan's son, Harvey, recently (May 27th) had his fourth birthday and of course she invited OK! Magazine into their home to document this beautiful experience. I swear that woman would sell her dead mother's body for some publicity. In this case, I'm glad she sold out...because I need my dose of Harvey. He's a beautiful creature. A creature that will give you the beating of a lifetime and bite your eyes out, but a beautiful creature nonetheless.
Here's Jordan holding her other child with Peter Andre, Junior. Bitch doesn't give a hell! Look at her, she's thinking about what she's going to wear tomorrow. Harvey is using his one good eye to count the crabs that have escaped from his mother's crotch region.
Uh-oh! Harvey is about to deliver a beat down! He's pissed and he wants all these people to leave so he can eat that entire gingerbread house thing in peace.
Jordan is doing what she does best. How greasy is Peter Andre? I'd still hit it.
Harvey is whispering to Junior: "Tell this lady to get her fro relaxed. I keep getting shocked."
This is a beautiful moment!
Happy Belated Birthday Harvey! May you live to be two hundred!!!
[Special Thx to Ericka for slaving away on her scanner]