Gay Pride on Passions!
Passions is one of the best shows ever. This isn't news for anyone that watches this piece of shit. Right now they've got a brother and sister in love, some crazy CEO dressed like a monk and a mermaid that's after Miguel's piece. Next week hunky Luis is almost killed by psycho Beth (she was the one that stole his baby and threw his fiancee down a hole for six months, where she was tortured by clowns).
Anyway, who comes to his rescue but a bunch of Roman lesbians! According to the actor that plays Luis, "they show up with chainsaws, hammers and rainbow flags." Everybody better tune into this shit!