Dreams do come true!
At long last, my prayers have been answered! Coming this summer is an action figure of The Fabulous Moolah, one of the most glamorous women of all time! This slut is about 86 and has been wrestling since Moses parted the Red Sea. She was WWF champion a few years ago---the bitch is still bodyslamming! Remember back in 1984 when she beat Cyndi Lauper with a chair?