The Diamond Fashion Show!
Now I've seen some gay shit in my life, but this takes the cake. Prepare yourselves for a nine minute extravaganza entitled "The Diamond Fashion Show" from the oft forgotten 1985 special "Night of 100 Stars." Basically it's an all star fashion show where all these sluts come out wearing haute couture. And when I say all star, I mean all star: Jill St. John, Angie Dickinson, Lynda Carter, Diahann Carroll, the amazing Joan Van Ark and the dreaded Morgan Brittany. Also Colleen Dewhurst and Ellen Burstyn--WTF?
My favorite outfits are Deidre Hall (who looks like an ostrich), Jacqueline Bisset (who looks like a shredded Bounty paper towel), and Dlisted favorite Susan Lucci (looking like Gozar from Ghostbusters). Watch how all these sluts twirl and blow kisses, trying to be all kittenish. And prepare yourself for the Grand Finale where Ann-Margaret comes out looking like Queen Amidala.
They need to update this pronto, with beautiful women like Jodie Marsh , Joyce DeWitt, Michael K and Jordan!