David Gest Wants Me to Dip His Dick in Chocolate!
Liza Minelli's super-creepy ex-husband, David Gest, is facing allegations from a male assistant. The assistant, Charles Breyer, began working for David in 2005 at his Tennessee home. Almost immediately David began making obscene sexual statements to him like: "You have a small dick, I bet,' [and] grabbing my butt."
David made Charles use the computer in the master bathroom. Sick!
This next part made me bust-out laughing. David wrote in Charles' calendar such things as:
"Shake my penis, make sure it feels good," wash it "in hot water" and "dip it in chocolate fudge."
Hey, that kind of delicious, sugary talk would certainly turn me on or make me want a powdered donut really bad.
Of course, Charles is suing for $300k! Hey, what's a little sexual harassment from a nasty dude without a lawsuit.
David's lawyers call the claims completely false and absurd.
I'm over this, but strangely I am craving a chocolate covered banana.