Crisco and the Beast

JLo and her husband Marc Anthony graced the Crystal & Lucy Awards last night. Don't tell me what that awards show is. Marc looks like he's knocking on death's door. Seriously, he needs to be in a hospice or some shit. And JLo looks like she took a bath in vaseline. Ho is shiny. No wonder Marc is squinting his eyes.

I cannot picture these two getting down and nasty. Gross, his lips probably fall off when he tries to eat her out. He's super sickly.