Celebs Love Free Diamonds!
Last night's Celebrate Love event at the Cartier Mansion in NYC drew tons of celebrities looking to wear borrowed Cartier. Janet Jackson showed off her new body yet again, but she still has those sick Ramen curls and her face is a wittle busted. Veiny foreheads are the work of the devil. Where was her troll?
Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek are both equally hot. Seriously, Salma's chee-chees are much more appealing than Scarlett Johansson's.
David Bowie went dark and long!
Chloe Sevigny is wearing the hottest dress of the evening, but still looks like an Eastern European tranny hooker!
Ok, Scarlett is hot....I get it!
Oh My Little Pony! What would I do without you? Note to MLP: The severe bun makes you look even more like you need a saddle and some sugar cubes! It ain't cute, but love the borrowed necklace!