Can She Adopt Me?

Angelina Jolie told Anderson Cooper in a CNN interview that will air this Tuesday that she is planning to adopt another child. Angie and Brad Pitt currently have 3 kids. Shiloh Nouvel was born last month, Maddox was adopted from Cambodia and Zahara was adopted from Africa. She wouldn't say where their fourth child would come from, but did say it would be from a different country.

She said: "It's going to be the balance of what would be the best for Mad and for Z right now."

I'm thinking she should adopt someone from NYC who is 27-years-old, like 6'1", really skinny, curly brown hair with a mouth like a sailor. I think that's what Mad and Z need.

[People]